By Mark Rahner, Journal and Courier They never show this stuff on Law and Order. But no wonder Michael Moriarty was so uptight. I was already in a homicidal mood because someone had violated my Constitutional right not to get up at 7:30 a.m. So I was exercising my Constitutional right to guzzle a lot…

By Mark Rahner, Journal and Courier CHICAGO — Sunday, Oct. 20, 6:15 a.m.: Ordinarily, I’d just be passing out now, instead of waking up. Cranky. After searching through my bag the third time, I come to terms with the fact that I have only packed boxers, and will have to run the Chicago Marathon with…

Insolent interviews with celebrities used to better treatment.   Thanks for your patience while I fix Seattle Times links that have gone bad.    Ken Burns 4-19-09 Seattle Times Kevin Smith 10-28-08 Seattle Times Ricky Gervais on The Office and Ghost Town 9-15-08 Seattle Times Architect Rem Koolhaas 9-9-08 Seattle Times “Here Come the Brides”…

        Paste Magazine interviews Rahner about THE TWILIGHT ZONE – SHADOW & SUBSTANCE. Read it HERE.  The Beat interviews Rahner about ARMY OF DARKNESS/REANIMATOR. Read it HERE.  Bleeding Cool: Writer Commentary — Mark Rahner on DEJAH OF MARS #1. Read it HERE.  F Cosmic Book News interviews Rahner about DEJAH THORIS AND…

  Mark Rahner’s Blight Gallery: Crypticon 2013     CRYPTICON 2012 WITH MARK RAHNER   Mark Rahner Confonts a Peace Protestor     Mark Rahner: Fatal Distraction – Seattle Times WATCH IT HERE. Mark Rahner Confronts “Twilight”   Mark Rahner Confronts Bobbleheads   Mark Rahner Confronts Eric The Red   Mark Rahner Confronts PETA: VIDEO…

Reflections of a Mad Cowboy, 1-5-04 Howdy Pardner!: You think “Brokeback Mountain” is the first movie about gay cowboys? You’ve been watching ’em all your life, 1-23-06 Limping the Distance: How I ran the Chicago marathon with little preparation and no underpants. If the Jury Can’t Sit, You Must Aquit Wal-Mart, the Real American Embassy: The one that caused…

Thanks for your patience while I gradually repair links that have gone bad at The Seattle Times. If you’re looking for a specific piece, let me know.      Dennis the Deviant: If Dennis the Menace were real and grown up, he’d be on death row. Great Western Film Rivalries Broken Bond: Why James Bond should be…

    The Seattle Times appears to have let a lot of its links go dead. I’m trying not to take it personally. I’ll be fixing them and adding more as time – and their paywall – permits.    Get Hard 3-9-15 Seattle Weekly Thor The Dark World 11-5-13 The Wrestler 1-8-09 Seattle Times The…

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